Best quotes to send by SMS
Real Live Preacher If you want to write you must have faith in yourself. Faith enough to believe that if a thing is true about you, it is likely true about many people. And if you can have faith in your integrity and your motives, then you can write about yourself without f
Author: Real Live Preacher

Baltasar Gracian The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Jonathan Swift I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Doris Lessing The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
Author: Doris Lessing

Garth Brooks The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Author: Garth Brooks

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !
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