Best quotes to send by SMS
Demosthenes The fact speak for themselves.
Author: Demosthenes

Mary Catherine Bateson The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.
Author: Mary Catherine Bateson

Bible The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.
Author: Bible

Justice Anthony Kennedy The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does not absolve the government of its obligation to tolerate speech.
Author: Justice Anthony Kennedy

Abbie Hoffman The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Author: Abbie Hoffman

The best jokes to send by SMS
Judge jokes Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.
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Judge jokes Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
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Judge jokes A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
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King Kong jokes What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
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King Kong jokes Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
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