The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
Author: Shirley Chisholm

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Author: Russell Baker

The family is the country of the heart.
Author: Giuseppe Mazzini

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you.
Author: Elmer Davis

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
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The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing."
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A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him." At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!"
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