Best quotes to send by SMS
John Steinbeck Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps on it.
Author: John Steinbeck

Saint Thomas Aquinas Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas

Sir Thomas Malory I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Author: Sir Thomas Malory

George Eliot The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
Author: George Eliot

Carl Schurz Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.
Author: Carl Schurz

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn
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