Best quotes to send by SMS
Cornelius Tacitus In stirring up tumult and strife, the worst men can do the most, but peace and quiet cannot be established without virtue.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

Heda Bejar The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.
Author: Heda Bejar

Donald Trump Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
Author: Donald Trump

Jim Bishop The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
Author: Jim Bishop

Thomas Paine Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
Author: Thomas Paine

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!
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