It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
Author: Garry Marshall

The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved only by the most delicate handling. Yet we do not treat ourselves nor one another thus tenderly.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved without courting love. To be loved without 'playing up' to anyone - even to himself.
Author: Andre Malraux

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Author: Clarence Darrow

The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.
Author: John Cage

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
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What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.
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