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Ralph Waldo Emerson The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cicero The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.
Author: Cicero

Malcolm Gladwell The face is not a secondary billboard for our internal feelings. It is an equal partner in the emotional process.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Demosthenes The fact speak for themselves.
Author: Demosthenes

Mary Catherine Bateson The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.
Author: Mary Catherine Bateson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!
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Journalist jokes A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
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Journalist jokes How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.
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Journalist jokes Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
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Journalist jokes What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
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