The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.
Author: Joan Baez

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

The ends must justify the means.
Author: Matthew Prior

The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comed
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The evil that we know is best.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.
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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?" "No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says. "But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor." No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: "Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?" "Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes