The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

The ends must justify the means.
Author: Matthew Prior

The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comed
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The evil that we know is best.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Publishers are just middlemen. That's all. If artists could remember that more often, they'd save themselves a lot of aggrevation.
Author: Hugh Macleod

What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?" "No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says. "But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor." No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: "Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?" "Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes