The essence of independence has been to think and act according to standards from within, not without. Inevitably anyone with an independent mind must become "one who resists or opposes authority or established conventions": a rebel. If enough people come
Author: Aleister Crowley

Men will often admit other women are oppressed but not you.
Author: Sheila Rowbotham

The fact is, it seems, that the most you can hope is to be a little less, in the end, the creature you were in the beginning, and the middle.
Author: Samuel Beckett

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
Author: Mark Twain

It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
Author: Garry Marshall

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not guilty," the woman answered emphatically. The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: "Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a union jack - on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the center of London, in a blizzard?" The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: "What was the date again?"
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes