Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.
Author: Barbara Hall

In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition for social progress.
Author: Charles W. Eliot

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the threshold thereof.
Author: Thomas Fuller

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes