Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
Author: Donald Trump

The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
Author: Jim Bishop

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
Author: Thomas Paine

The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Author: William Shakespeare

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Author: Dick Cavett

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !
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