Best quotes to send by SMS
Cicero The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.
Author: Cicero

Malcolm Gladwell The face is not a secondary billboard for our internal feelings. It is an equal partner in the emotional process.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Demosthenes The fact speak for themselves.
Author: Demosthenes

Mary Catherine Bateson The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.
Author: Mary Catherine Bateson

Bible The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Journalist jokes Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
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Journalist jokes What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
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Journalist jokes Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
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Judge jokes People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
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Judge jokes Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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