Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod The first rule of business, is never sell something you love. Otherwise, you may as well be selling your children.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Joan Rivers The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Author: Joan Rivers

Desiderius Erasmus The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

R. Buckminster Fuller Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Ilya Prigogine The future is uncertain... but this uncertainty is at the very heart of human creativity.
Author: Ilya Prigogine

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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