Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
Author: Thomas Paine

The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Author: William Shakespeare

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Author: Dick Cavett

How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire!
Author: Belva Plain

The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
Author: Epictetus

Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?
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