The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Author: Mark Twain

The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
Author: Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.
Author: Joan Baez

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

The ends must justify the means.
Author: Matthew Prior

Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.
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Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!
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Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes, I return to it again and again.
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Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it.
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
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