The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
Author: Demosthenes

The end always passes judgement on what has gone before.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Author: Joseph Heller

The essence of independence has been to think and act according to standards from within, not without. Inevitably anyone with an independent mind must become "one who resists or opposes authority or established conventions": a rebel. If enough people come
Author: Aleister Crowley

Men will often admit other women are oppressed but not you.
Author: Sheila Rowbotham

Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled." The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes