Best quotes to send by SMS
Malcolm Gladwell The face is not a secondary billboard for our internal feelings. It is an equal partner in the emotional process.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Demosthenes The fact speak for themselves.
Author: Demosthenes

Mary Catherine Bateson The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.
Author: Mary Catherine Bateson

Bible The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.
Author: Bible

Justice Anthony Kennedy The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does not absolve the government of its obligation to tolerate speech.
Author: Justice Anthony Kennedy

The best jokes to send by SMS
Judge jokes People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
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Judge jokes Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Judge jokes Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.
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Judge jokes Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
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Judge jokes A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
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