Best quotes to send by SMS

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Author: Margaret Cho
Sin bravely...We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but with the aid of basic experience we must leap bravely into the future.
Author: Russell R. McIntyre
How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!
Author: Bible
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Author: William Penn
If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Author: Jewish Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did Caesar say to
Cleopatra
?
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What was Camelot ?
A place where people
parked their camels !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
?
Old King Coal !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
My teacher
reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
old ?
A year older on his birthday !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes