Nature does nothing uselessly.
Author: Aristotle

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Author: William Shakespeare

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Author: Victor Borge

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
Author: Terry Pratchett

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
Author: Shirley Chisholm

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.
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Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
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Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes, but I didn't find it striking.
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Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
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