The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
Author: Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.
Author: Joan Baez

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

The ends must justify the means.
Author: Matthew Prior

The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comed
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes, I return to it again and again.
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Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it.
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.
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What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
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