The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
Author: Richard Feynman

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
Author: Samuel Butler

The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
Author: Diogenes Laertius

The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.
Author: Emma Goldman

The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.
Author: William Shakespeare

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!
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