The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Author: Mark Twain

The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.
Author: William Shakespeare

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Author: Mark Twain

The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
Author: Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.
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How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.
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What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.
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Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.
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