The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Author: Victor Borge

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
Author: Terry Pratchett

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
Author: Shirley Chisholm

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Author: Russell Baker

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.
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What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.
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Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter.
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George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River". The Washington Time : "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat". Mother Jones : "Bush can't swim".
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes