Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
Author: John Constable

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Author: Margaret Cho

Sin bravely...We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but with the aid of basic experience we must leap bravely into the future.
Author: Russell R. McIntyre

How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!
Author: Bible

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes