Best quotes to send by SMS
Confucius The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not seek to live at the expense of injuring their virtue. They will even sacrifice their lives to preserve their virtue complete.
Author: Confucius

H. L. Mencken The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
Author: H. L. Mencken

David Friedman The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Author: David Friedman

Stephen Hawking I think that it's important for scientists to explain their work, particularly in cosmology. This now answers many questions once asked of religion.
Author: Stephen Hawking

Ralph Waldo Emerson The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best jokes to send by SMS
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Internet jokes Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about.
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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