Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Author: Lewis Carroll

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Author: Philip K. Dick

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Author: David Letterman

Sound character provides the power with which a person may ride the emergencies of life instead of being overwhelmed by them. Failure is... the highway to success.
Author: Og Mandino

Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
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Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes