It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Author: Mark Twain

The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.
Author: William Shakespeare

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Author: Mark Twain

The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
Author: Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.
Author: Joan Baez

What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.
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Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.
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Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes, but I'm a bit tired of it.
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Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.
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