Best quotes to send by SMS
Hesiod The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his work.
Author: Hesiod

Tiberius In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.
Author: Tiberius

Mary Tyler Moore Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

Confucius The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not seek to live at the expense of injuring their virtue. They will even sacrifice their lives to preserve their virtue complete.
Author: Confucius

H. L. Mencken The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
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Internet jokes If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
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Internet jokes What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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Internet jokes Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.
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Internet jokes My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
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