Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
Author: Robert Orben

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.
Author: Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Author: Lewis Carroll

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Author: Philip K. Dick

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Author: David Letterman

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes