The crowd gives the leader new strength.
Author: Evenius

The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Author: Tom Stoppard

The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Author: Mark Twain

The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.
Author: William Shakespeare

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
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What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.
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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......
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