Best quotes to send by SMS
John Dryden The conscience of a people is their power.
Author: John Dryden

Carl Jung The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Author: Carl Jung

Henry L. Stimson The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.
Author: Henry L. Stimson

Dame Rose Macaulay It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Author: Dame Rose Macaulay

Lois McMaster Bujold The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."
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Internet jokes Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Internet jokes I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
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Internet jokes Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
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Internet jokes Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.
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