The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
Author: Charles Bukowski

The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones, which ramify, for those brought up as most of us have been, into every corner of our minds.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.
Author: Barbara Hall

In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition for social progress.
Author: Charles W. Eliot

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.
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Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.
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Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.
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Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.
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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.
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