The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Author: Tom Stoppard

The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Author: Mark Twain

The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.
Author: William Shakespeare

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Author: Mark Twain

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......
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What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.
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Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.
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How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.
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