Sometimes creativity is a compulsion, not an ambition.
Author: Ed Norton

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
Author: Leo Rosten

Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.
Author: Darby Conley

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Author: Steve Jobs

My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
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Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."
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Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
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Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes