Best quotes to send by SMS
Tiberius In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.
Author: Tiberius

Mary Tyler Moore Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

Confucius The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not seek to live at the expense of injuring their virtue. They will even sacrifice their lives to preserve their virtue complete.
Author: Confucius

H. L. Mencken The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
Author: H. L. Mencken

David Friedman The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Author: David Friedman

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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Internet jokes Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.
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Internet jokes My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
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Internet jokes Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
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Internet jokes Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
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