Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod

Chinese Proverb If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Hesiod The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his work.
Author: Hesiod

Tiberius In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.
Author: Tiberius

Mary Tyler Moore Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work.
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Internet jokes Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.
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Internet jokes Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
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Internet jokes What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click
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Internet jokes Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
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