Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.
Author: Craig Newmark

Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows.
Author: Sir William Osler

Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we go; The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh, Through the white and drifted snow.
Author: Lydia M. Child

Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Author: Denise Dobbs

May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
Author: Anonymous

Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
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What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
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Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
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Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
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Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
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