It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.
Author: Inigo DeLeon

The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Author: Euripides

Nature does nothing uselessly.
Author: Aristotle

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Author: William Shakespeare

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.
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How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.
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What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
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