The first duty of a man is the seeking after and the investigation of truth.
Author: Cicero

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first rule of business, is never sell something you love. Otherwise, you may as well be selling your children.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Author: Joan Rivers

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !
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