Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
Author: Sydney Smith

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Author: Alan Patrick Herbert

The crowd gives the leader new strength.
Author: Evenius

The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Author: Tom Stoppard

The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes