The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you.
Author: Elmer Davis

It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
Author: Anatole France

The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.
Author: Rene Descartes

The first step in blogging is not writing them but reading them.
Author: Jeff Jarvis

Is virtue a thing remote? I wish to be virtuous, and lo! Virtue is at hand.
Author: Confucius

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes