Best quotes to send by SMS
Arthur C. Clarke If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Garry Shandling I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Author: Garry Shandling

Terry Pratchett The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Lois McMaster Bujold Never... ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Nathaniel Emmons Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
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Insect jokes What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.
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Insect jokes How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
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Insect jokes What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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Insect jokes Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
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