Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Author: Willa Cather

The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.
Author: Sir William Osler

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
Author: Charles Bukowski

The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones, which ramify, for those brought up as most of us have been, into every corner of our minds.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
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What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.
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Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.
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How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.
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What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.
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