Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not seek to live at the expense of injuring their virtue. They will even sacrifice their lives to preserve their virtue complete.
Author: Confucius

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Author: David Friedman

I think that it's important for scientists to explain their work, particularly in cosmology. This now answers many questions once asked of religion.
Author: Stephen Hawking

My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
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Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.
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Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!
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