Best quotes to send by SMS

Something unknown is doing we don't know what.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go... And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.
Author: Gloria Naylor
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Author: Satchel Paige
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
Author: Randy K. Milholland
I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
Author: John Constable
The best jokes to send by SMS

America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her
head.
How
come?
She's completely bald.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented
on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a
shampoo yet."
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes