The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved only by the most delicate handling. Yet we do not treat ourselves nor one another thus tenderly.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved without courting love. To be loved without 'playing up' to anyone - even to himself.
Author: Andre Malraux

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Author: Clarence Darrow

The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.
Author: John Cage

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive.
Author: Marya Mannes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes