The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.
Author: Inigo DeLeon

The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Author: Euripides

Nature does nothing uselessly.
Author: Aristotle

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Author: William Shakespeare

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Author: Victor Borge

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.
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How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.
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What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
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Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.
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I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
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