The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
Author: Terry Pratchett

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
Author: Shirley Chisholm

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Author: Russell Baker

The family is the country of the heart.
Author: Giuseppe Mazzini

What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River". The Washington Time : "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat". Mother Jones : "Bush can't swim".
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes