Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Author: W. C. Fields

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Author: William Shakespeare

Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.
Author: Craig Newmark

Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows.
Author: Sir William Osler

Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we go; The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh, Through the white and drifted snow.
Author: Lydia M. Child

Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !
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Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!
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Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
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